The silliest billy that ever existed. Communicates in mostly emoticons. Alasososoxixic Is -1 years old. Don’t ask about his bowel movements. He has a red bean shaped body and brown stripes on his back, and a head bigger than his body, big eyes, tiny black legs, and no arms. He is also a little bit hairy. Hates Ohio jokes. Made 100% of iron and feces. Is the younger brother of Oaisjehehebbe, his super serious older brother.